Acclaim released their third quarter results through a press release. In one section called "The Holidays and 2000", Acclaim stated that they are now in the early stages on developing 'Dolphin' games. But that would mean, TUROK! Please, help sign a pettition to stop Acclaim from making that game. It sucks! You could shuv 10 M-80's up my butt, drag me by arope attached to an Indy car, and make me watch Titanic 15 times, and I would still not play that game. Bottom line, it sucks.

Square President is Square

At a press confrence in Tokyo, Square president Tomoyuki Takechi, began the confrence by saying that he was very excited about the Dolphin.
Dramatization

Press "Mister Takechi, how do you feel about the Dolphin?"

Takechi "Me very happy, Got dunk last nite, mooned girls. Then cops come. I got away, but had to steal car. Cops are so stupid. Oops, did I say that out loud?"

Though that really didn't happen (Hence DRAMATIZATION), it would have been funny if it did.

Funny Song

Well, those are the only new news stories so I'm just gonna sing a song.

Somtimes Nintendo screws up,
and Sega always wins,
then came the Play Station
And I wish I had a Benz.

The Z64 is really cool
Once I copied a game
I realized it was Illegal
But the FBI is lame

What about the Dream Cast
Commercials on MTV
They make absolutly no sense
Now I'm unable to see